Whether you’re a hopeless romantic or curl over and hurl at the idea of intimacy, it’s never too early to start preparing for Valentine’s Day.
As the pandemic continues to rage on long and hard, Valentine’s Day will be a bit different this year.
Since dining out will probably be a no-go, that takes the pressure off of having to secure a reservation or pay for an overpriced dinner, right?
Well, your sexy someone’s still gotta eat. You’ll either have to buck up and treat them to some fancy takeout or cook something straight from the heart.
It also puts more pressure on getting them something extra special. Sure, roses, a card, and a box of chocolates — or a vegan alternative to chocolates — are a given.
But what else will you wow your Valentine with?
The Perfect Valentine’s Gifts for 2021
Determining the perfect gift for your Valentine really depends on your relationship with them.
If you and your gals have established a “fuck men, we don’t need them” policy and decided to be friendentines, do what any good best friend would do and gift them some home decor… How about opting for this beige 14-inch dildo? Talk about a conversation piece!
And for all you “bros before hoes” fellows out there, you can’t go wrong with giving your guy an anime cuddle-buddy.
If you’re spending this Valentine’s with a new flame, keep it light and simple. Kink talk is a third-date kind of conversation, right?
So before you scare them off with your forbidden fantasies, ease them into the mood with a little bullet vibrator. It’s a thoughtful, sweet gift that says, “I like you and I want to serve you” without you having to don a gimp suit.
You also can’t go wrong with some condoms for Valentine’s Day. This shows that you’re a safe, responsible lover who prioritizes protection… Though they could just use those extra condoms with someone else.
But hey, even if they do, at least they’re being safe and thinking of you while they diddle another pickle!
Been together for a few months or even a few years? Then you have to pull out the big guns and have some fun. That’s right, it’s shopping spree time.
For those who are feeling particularly romantic, we suggest picking up some sensual massage oils, lotions, and candles, as well.
Oh, and lest we forget to mention our “Let’s F*ck Heart Box of Chocolates.”
Valentine’s For One
Who needs friends or lovers anyway? There is a highly-contagious virus going around, after all.
Plus, the best gift you could give yourself for Valentine’s Day — or any day of the year, for that matter — is the gift of self-love.
And what better way to show yourself some love than by fucking yourself?
Naturally, all of the aforementioned goodies apply. Just pick a hole and plug it with one of our products. And if you’re really feeling yourself, set the mood as you stroke your no-man’s-land by lighting a candle.
Still feeling a bit lonely at the prospect of spending yet another Valentine’s Day alone? Have a “date night” with your sex doll!
Before you know, Valentine’s Day’ll be here — and you better not catch yourself empty-handed for the occasion.
It’s bad enough that you won’t be able to go out for dinner this year. Don’t add insult to injury by letting the holiday pass by without making it special.
Whether you have a friendentine, a new lover, a steady flame, or you’re single for Valentine’s Day, Chic Sex Shop has everything you need to make this year extra erotic.