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Porn =/= Real Life


As we explained last week, what you see isn’t always what you get on the internet — and that holds true for pornography, too.

After watching someone get flipped, fucked, chucked around, and tossed upside down by a 12-inch King Klong schling-schlong wielder, it’s perfectly within reason to sit there in disbelief.

“There’s no way any of that was real,” you think to yourself.

And you’re right. Between fake titties and asses to cosmetic cocks and cunts, there’s a lot of movie magic that takes place behind the scenes to bring that cinematic mASSterpiece before your very eyes.

While this may not be news to you as an adult, a study by the National Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children found 53 percent of teenage boys and 39 percent of teenage girls believe porn is a realistic representation of sex.

The study also reported that 44 percent of boys said pornography influenced the type of sex they wanted to try.

In a society where porn is becoming increasingly normalized — with Pew Research Center Polls reflecting that 43 percent of Americans believe porn is morally acceptable — it’s all the more vital to dispel common myths promoted by pornography… Especially when these unrealistic ideas about sex are being imprinted in our hearts and minds from such a young age.

How Much of Porn is Fake?

Appearances

The lovers you see on screen are actors. Everything they’re doing is planned out, scripted, and directed.

We all know what a huge difference angles can make while taking nudes, and the same applies to porn: everything is shot to look as flattering as possible… Or at the very least, shot with some level of creative intention.

Plus, a clever videographer can pull off a lot of trickery with the right angles.

As mentioned above, some pornstars have had a bit of work done. This can range from minor cosmetic enhancements, such as lip injects, all the way to aesthetic genital surgery.

Now we know what you’re thinking: “how do those big balloon gazoongas keep from popping on set? Can you feel anything with the aesthetically enhanced part of the penis?” Rest assured, we’re wondering the same thing too, pal.

Fluids, Fluids, Fluids

Contrary to popular belief, not all orgasms in porn are fake — but that doesn’t mean the cast can’t have fun with their shots, either.

Cum shots and succulent squirts could be “simulated” through realistic, genital-shaped props. Additional moan shots might be thrown in for a dramatic flair.

Watching Porn for the Plot

If you watch porn for the plot, you might be disheartened to hear such scenarios are highly-unlikely to play out in the real world.

Porn allows the viewer to immerse themselves in a universe of fantasy brimming with their deepest, most intimate ideals.

So is it likely that your pizza delivery guy is packing more than just double-stuffed crust pepperoni and cheese? Probably not.

Or how about your professor? When you go in to ask them about your grade on an assignment, are you going to find yourself bent over a mahogany desk and slapped around like an egg on a hibachi grill by a ruler and a man in the peak of his mid-life crisis?

Probably not. After all, what professor could afford a real mahogany desk, anyway?

One Human, Many Holes

While a little bukake here and there isn’t completely impossible, the likelihood of your partner allowing multiple people to explode their load in their face is… Well, lower than you might expect if everything you know about sex is based on porn.

A 2020 Men’s Health survey reports that roughly half of the respondents were potentially open — on some level — to a threesome.

But a threesome means something a little different to everyone, right? For some, it may mean taking turns. For others, it may mean banging as a trio in synchrony.

Does it mean everyone is completely willing to have something wild and hairy from the land down under shoved into their face, pussy, and ass all at once? Not necessarily.

The Sounds of Sex

Sex can sound like a lot of different things. Moaning, sure. Shrieking, sometimes. Heavy breathing, panting, wet genital slapping noises, usually, sometimes, and yes.

But there’s more to the audible erotica of sex than simply the sound of sex itself. Some people laugh or giggle. Some people queef. These nuances typically see the chopping block as the pornographic film is being edited.

Dirty talk also varies tremendously from lover to lover. Not everyone is as cool with being called daddy as you may think.

Good, clear communication is the foundation for great sex. When you’re rustling around in the dark, sometimes you need a bit of direction from each other.

Phrases like “What position would you like me in?” “Slide over a bit,” “Slow down,” and “Wrong hole,” often arise during sex, yet rarely see the light of day in porn.

Intimate talk often arises, too. Long gazes into each other’s eyes followed by an “I love you” or a “You’re so beautiful” is part of what makes passionate sex so… Powerful.

Yet, intimacy is something porn is often devoid of.

In Conclusion

Porn isn’t a perfect parallel to the nitty-gritty details of actual sex. Yet, from a very early age we’re lead to believe what you see on screen is what you’ll get between the sheets.

Not even close: fornication is messy, noisy, and people are often far less bold with their kinkscapades.

But hey, that doesn’t mean you can’t still enjoy porn. After all, who doesn’t love a little rom-com or fantasy here and there?

Just make sure that when it’s time to unleash the latex sheath that you keep an open and practical perspective of sex.

You and your partner aren’t a professionally trained pornstar; but with the right tender love and care, you can help each other grow into excellent lovers.


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