Our sexperts’ top 10 picks for the holiday season show that you don’t have to be on the naughty list to get some naughty gifts.
After all, you can’t spell “holidays” without the word “ho.” So let’s ho-ho-ho it up!
1. Extreme Sling and Swing Stand Black Metal
“Easy to assemble whenever the mood strikes, this kit includes a sturdy stand, a beautiful sling, and all the chains and clips you need for comfortable, kinky sex! Avoid damage to your walls, doors, or ceiling by hanging your sling on a stand instead!
The unique design features built-in rings to securely attach the carabiners and chains to. The luxurious leather-lined sling offers full access to your partner while they are suspended in the air, spread open and waiting for you. The adjustable design allows them to lie back and place their feet in the included, but removable stirrups.
The padded pillow will cradle their head, with adjustable straps at the head that allows you to raise or lower their upper bodies. When you are done, the swing wipes off quickly and the stand disassembles easily for discreet storage.“
This is the ultimate sex gift for the BIG spender who wants to spoil their sugar baby. 🤑
2. Deluxe Fantasy Door Swing Black
“Turn an ordinary door in your home into a love swing in just minutes with this incredible Deluxe Fantasy Door Swing. Enjoy positions you never thought were possible and do it all with ease, thanks to the padded seat cradle, comfortable stirrups, and perfectly-placed leverage handles. The deluxe swing requires no permanent installation or expensive tools and holds up to 300 pounds.
Using two heavy-duty metal tubes to hang the swing from, the swings fit in your door jamb, between the frame and the door itself. The heavy-duty nylon support straps feature cross-stitching and are fully adjustable, allowing you to explore a variety of positions. Sit down on the padded seat, place your feet in the stirrups, and enjoy a wild ride!
Best of all, you do not need a strong ceiling or fancy tools to get this door swing swinging into action. It sets up in minutes and easily tucks away in the closet or under the bed when the fun is over. Take it with you on vacation and turn your hotel into the ultimate bondage playground!“
This swing’s great for any budget!
3. Adjustable Spread Bar
“• One Adjustable Spreader Bar
• Adjusts from 25in to 37in (63.5 – 94cm)
• Breaks down into three parts for easy travel
• Heavy eyebolts on either end for attaching cuffs
• Available in silver or black.”
Open wide and to allow your love to glide inside with ease! The adjustable spread bar pairs perfectly with a pair of black, furry handcuffs.
As Rihanna, our Barbados queen, sings in her 2010 hit-single “S&M,”
“Cause I may be bad but I’m perfectly good at it,
Sex in the air, I don’t care, I love the smell of it,
Sticks and stones may break my bones,
But chains and whips excite me.“
4. Sex Tarts Flavored Water-Based Lubricant
“6 cc (6 ml) Pillow Pack of fresh cherry lubricant The tangiest, most flavorful lickable lubricant for lovers Bright, friendly packaging Water soluble, non-staining formula. Made in the USA“
Speaking of a smooth glide inside, it’s time to sweeten up your sex life with 6 ccs of cherry-flavored lubricant.
Plus, if you’re doing a little sexy doctor or nurse role play, this gift gives you the excuse to shout, “I NEED 6 CCs OF CHERRY LUBE STAT!”
5. 2 Inches Extender Sleeve Penis Extension Clear
“This extender sleeve gives you two whole inches of solid penis to plow into your partner! The realistic texture, featuring a bulbous head and bulging veins, along with a subtle curved shape will deliver a new kind of internal massage. Just lube up and put your entire package through the first hole, allowing your scrotum to go through the bottom hole for a satisfying stretch.
The solid 2 inches tip is followed by a hollow interior that allows for a snug and secure fit. This body-safe and phthalate-free material is compatible with silicone and water-based lubricants. Use warm water and mild soap or a toy cleaner to clean after use.“
Change the size but not the man. 🤪
6. Romp Wave Mint
“Six Vibration Modes, four Pattern Modes, Waterproof, 60 minutes on the highest speed, Body-Safe Silicone, Whisper Quiet.“
This vibrator is simple, sleek, and sensual. 💋
7. Lovebotz Saddle Deluxe Riding Sex Machine with Dual Attachments
“Lovebotz Saddle Deluxe Riding Sex Machine with Dual Attachments. This is definitely not our first rodeo! Introducing the Lovebotz Saddle Deluxe, a high powered piece of vibrating machinery that will take you on the ride of your life, now featuring two different attachments!
One is a dildo with a smooth shaft and a bulbous head, perfect for when you are craving penetration. The textured base provides extra stimulation to your sensitive exterior. The second accessory is a non-penetrative clitoral bump that is particularly exciting for those who enjoy grinding or humping during masturbation and sex.
Mount the comfortable padded seat, settling yourself on the firm, velvet-soft attachment of choice until you are against the base. The controller allows you to hang on tight while you cycle through the five incredible vibration speeds and five pulsations, but it also detaches via a retractable coil so that you can increase or decrease the speed, even as you flail in ecstasy!
Hand the remote over to your partner and see how long you can keep your seat when they are in control! Grind yourself into the Saddle or lose yourself in bliss while the motor thrums powerfully against you! How many orgasms can you handle?
Wipe clean with mild soap and warm water. Compatible with silicone and water-based lube.“
Giddy up, cowboys and cowgirls! This is dual attachment straddle is a perfect treat for yourself or for giving your partner the ride of their life.
8. Rear Assets Multicolor Heart Small Rainbow
“Rear Assets Multicolor Heart Small Rainbow Butt Plug from NS Novelties. Lightweight, chrome plated anal toys designed for visual and sensual excitement. Made of lightweight Aluminum and shaped for effortless penetration, these body-safe anal toys are available in a variety of colors, shape, and sizes. Suitable with all lubricants.“
Nothing says “I love you” like receiving a heart-shaped, rainbow butt plug for Christmas.
Although we recommend starting small and working your way up, this butt plug is also available in a medium size.
9. Butterfly Kiss the Original Blue Vibrator
“The ultimate in total feminine arousal. Sensually designed, power packed arouser with a delicately shaped G-spot stimulator. 3 speed. Intense power, optimum fluttering wings to tease and tantalize. Sized for beginners and advanced users. Easy push button. Thermoplastic Rubber TPR massager, ABS plastic cap. Vibrator requires 2 AAA batteries, not included.“
Prepare yourself or your lover for the ultimate Butterfly kiss. 💋🦋
10. Sir Richards Control Silicone Twin Turbo Stroker
“Turbo Button Provides an extra burst of power to take your orgasm over the top! The progressive design was created specifically for male anatomy.
Two powerful motors. 10 vibration modes in each of the two bullets, maximize sensory experiences to intensify climaxes. Waterproof and washable. Enjoy in the shower, tub, or spa.
USB Rechargeable. 1+ hour continuous run-time per charge. Internal heating mode. Warms up to perfect temperature.“
After the kind of year 2020 has been, you deserve to rub one out in style. Let the stress of the pandemic roll right off your shaft!
Or you could use the Sir Richards Twin Turbo Stroker to give your partner the ultimate handjob. Just sit back and let the stroker work its magic.
They’ll find the vibration irresistible while your carpal tunnel thanks you for not aggravating it with 45 minutes of traditional tugging and pulling. This gift is a win-win for both of you!
Strap up, lube up, and saddle up. Finish off this rollercoaster of a year with the biggest O of all and reign in the new year right.
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Need a little more inspiration? No problem. Check out our “Sexiest Stocking Stuffers” article for even more recommendations from our sexperts!