After you stuff your face this Thanksgiving, it’s time to start stuffing your stockings. And there’s no better way to say “I love you” this holiday season than with sexy stocking stuffers you can stuff your holes with.
Together, let’s go where no one might’ve gone before with you by exploring the wonders that await below your waist.
It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Clitmas…
The clitoris is the gateway to pleasure — or as a 2015 Sexual Medicine Reviews Journal states, “The clitoris is possibly the most critical organ for female sexual health.”
Although the pussy is as precious and poised as a poinsettia, sometimes it takes a powerful tickling to get the gears greased and primed for a grand ol’ time.
Be it as it may, there’s a lot of oomph packed into some of the smallest, sleekest bullet vibrators.
In addition to being a discrete treat to slip into a stocking, they’re also a great travel companion… Y’know, for when travel re-opens again.
The “Dual Vibrating Toy — Purity” comes in a sensual, seasonal velvet red color. This bullet vibrator also comes with a remote to enhance your partner playtime.
For additional Christmas color-coordination, we recommend pairing the Purity with the “Double Pop Eggs Vibrating Bullets,” which come in Grinch Green.
The Double Pop Eggs are perfect for getting your grind on with some girl-on-girl action or plugging both of your holes at the same time.
Our Rabbit Wiggle Wand is another toy that comes in a rich, chic red hue. It’s whimsical, it’s playful, and it’s length allows you to easily reach the itch that you can never quite seem to scratch.
Strap In for a Sleigh Ride then Strap On to Slay and Ride
New Year, new you, new kinks. For toys that are spicier than your cinnamon-laced sweet potato soufflé, we recommend taking our strap ons for a spin.
The “Red Rider” shines brighter than Rudolph’s nose with its seven-inch dong. It also comes with adjustable straps so you can do a little role-reversal without having to buy a whole new harness.
Already have a harness and just need the schlong? No problem. The rechargeable “Love Rider” comes in a sleek, pink silicone finish. This seven-inch sucker comes packing with dual motors and 30 intense functions, as well.
Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls, Jingle all the Way
Oh what fun it is to rub on your cock and balls all day, hey!
Want to really wow your partner with presents this year? Show them that you care about their sexual wellness by acknowledging that the big O takes more than just a rub and tug.
“The prostate secretes fluid that nourishes and protects sperm,” WebMD explains. “During ejaculation, the prostate squeezes this fluid into the urethra and it’s expelled with sperm as semen.”
If you really want to give your lover a good squeeze this season, step your game up and invest in the “Alpha Pro 7X P-Milker Prostate Stimulator.” This gift really shows that you’re not fucking around while going down.
Alternatively, you could test the waters first with a beginner’s prostate toy. The “Premium Prostate Massager” keeps it neat, simple, and affordable while experimenting with this uncharted area.
You just can’t go wrong with cock rings. They’re classic and timeless, yet constantly being upgraded to accommodate shafts in all shapes, sizes, and girths.
The “Screaming-O Ohare Voom Mini Vibe” is an essential partner-play item. The cock ring ruffles your jimmies while the “rabbit ears” surge through your lover’s clit with a hop and a skip.
For a more sturdy, reliable, cock ring designed with partner-play in mind, we recommend checking out the “Optimale Rechargeable Vibrating C-Ring,” too.
Want to play it safe? “The Titanmen Cock Ring” is a basic, stretch-to-fit solution. Let this cock ring choke their shaft as you choke their neck.
I Don’t Want a lot for Christmas, There is Just One Thing I Need
Make my wish come tru-ue, baby all I want for Christmas is a butt plug
Come one, cum all. The beauty of anal play is anyone can enjoy a journey through this dark and mysterious hole, regardless of your gender or sexual orientation.
Introduce a little extra oomph into the bedroom with the “Thump-It Silicone Butt Plug.” This kinetic thumper offers seven functions, three speeds, and four patterns of up and down movements.
Looking for something a bit more cute and silly? Go for the “Neon Bunny Tail Plug!” For another stylish and romantic look, we recommend the “Booty Sparks Red Rose Anal Plug,” which is available in small, medium, or large sizes.
Between stringing lights and hanging garland, you may think you’re all strung out… Until anal beads come into the picture.
The “Anal Fantasy Beginner Beads Kit” is the best way to get acquainted with the anus for those who aren’t as experienced.
The “Forto F-42 Spiral Beads” come with a firm, steady handle, which means you don’t have to worry about your grip slipping as things get more rough and wild.
Looking for something a bit more hefty? Whip on into the holidays with a shiny new set of “Kink Weighted Silicone Anal Balls.” The thick, heavy balls offer an erotic experience that’s truly unmatched. These anal balls also come with a loop-handle, making it easy to yank ’em out when the session’s over.
Whether you’ve got hoe-hoe-hoes or you’re under the mistletoe alone, we encourage you to spread the joy and spoil yourself with the hottest, most innovative sex toys.
These merry little gadgets should fit perfectly into the average-sized stocking (which is 20 in).
But the holiday cheer doesn’t have to stop at the stocking. Sitting under the tree in our “Unwrap Me Satin Bow” lingerie easily earns you the title of best gift this year.
If you’d like to keep it a bit more innocent, we also carry mistletoe headbands.
Embrace your inner hoe-hoe-hoe and head on over to Chic Sex Shop for sexiest stocking stuffers!
Our products are guaranteed to give you a steamy, creamy, white Christmas.